Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-27

OMG! Biggest Gross-out Revelation ยป via @OMGBiggestRev # @MaryDisparity Wow that looks crazy! in reply to MaryDisparity # L: "Come on man, this goomba didn't do anything to us." M: "You came here with me. Now stomp him if you want to leave here with me." #family # The term "mailman" seems pretty sexist […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-20

In Russia, direct object act on subject. # @yrfriendliz What's the doc called? in reply to yrfriendliz # @yrfriendliz Sweet! I'm going to start beekeeping next spring. in reply to yrfriendliz # What did the table say to the chair? *countless millennia pass; all memories of Earth and humans have been incinerated by the now-dead […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-13

Ok whose idea was it to dress the moon up in a gigantic tanooki suit last night? I couldn't look away or stop vomiting for 6 hours straight. # Some girl at Starbucks started glitch-casting Lightning 2 on the barista. Now my inventory is full of tall Americanos.Thanks a lot, lady. # Sunblock is basically […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-06

@benlat Same here, but I take way longer without it. 70% of my text time is correcting autocomplete. Android keyboards sort of suck…. in reply to benlat # @benlat The other day I was thinking about how badly I miss real keyboards, and how sick I am of touch screens. in reply to benlat # […]