Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-13
- Ok whose idea was it to dress the moon up in a gigantic tanooki suit last night? I couldn't look away or stop vomiting for 6 hours straight. #
- Some girl at Starbucks started glitch-casting Lightning 2 on the barista. Now my inventory is full of tall Americanos.Thanks a lot, lady. #
- Sunblock is basically useless in the woods. Got a bad-ass treeburn. #
- I quit smoking cold turkey and started freebasing falcon gristle. All in all for the best but how do I stop these nosebleeds? #
- The backdoor in Microsoft Outlook just leads to a boarded-up Blockbuster in Reno. #
- @daveywhitney And it's STILL Monday. in reply to daveywhitney #
- @tametick Hey, sorry it took so long for me to reply, but I bought the game on BMTMicro (I'm on a Mac). I'd like to play an updated version. #
- @tametick Tried that: "This app cannot be installed because this installer has been misconfigured. Please contact the app author." in reply to tametick #
- @tametick Removing the old version worked. Thank you! in reply to tametick #
- Dead Dog Zone was hands-down the weirdest Sonic the Hedgehog level. #
- "Comedy Gold Rush: 5 Tons of 24-karat Hipster Jokes Being Mined Daily in NYC Alone" #
- "Miners Strike Comedy Arsenic Early Tuesday Afternoon; No Survivors" #
- @booksijustread http://t.co/M7dJyFHA in reply to booksijustread #
- @booksijustread Haha why not?? in reply to booksijustread #
- @michaelianblack On Blu-ray? in reply to michaelianblack #
- @designsponge <3 Garbage Truck in reply to designsponge #
- @lowtax Super Mary is a real* game ยป http://t.co/dKh6byuB *shitty knock-off in reply to lowtax #
- @cadetZemm Hah, that's great! I've been meaning to check out the repo. I'm juggling a lot right now but could probably put in some effort. in reply to cadetZemm #
- Beware the White Crappie http://t.co/Bk4fEH4x #
- Portland has to be one of the most beautiful cities in the US. Perhaps the most beautiful on an urban level. #
- Just watched a crow carefully pack a chicken wing bone into the neighbor's gutter #workinhardorhardlyworkin #seriouslyiwanttoknow #
- I love building websites from the ground up [BONES OF THOSE WHO ONCE DOUBTED ME] #
- @bryanwoods What do you mean? in reply to bryanwoods #
- How to make sushi for kids: 1) FIND LIVE FISH; 2) BITE LARGELY INTO SIDE OF FISH; 3) CACKLE MANIACALLY 4) DISAPPEAR IN A CLOUD OF GNATS #
- @daveywhitney I know how loud in reply to daveywhitney #
- @lewisdenby Tarot Sport is an amazing album. Headphones-only on that one (at least the first time). in reply to lewisdenby #
- EW MY CATS ARE FURRIES #
- Napping is for people who don't have to pee every 6 minutes. #
- "God, what is that guy's PROBLEM." -A bad doctor #
- Isn't it weird how there are 60 minutes in an hour but 99 seconds in a minute? #ibelieveinmiracles #
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