Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-20

  • In Russia, direct object act on subject. #
  • @yrfriendliz What's the doc called? in reply to yrfriendliz #
  • @yrfriendliz Sweet! I'm going to start beekeeping next spring. in reply to yrfriendliz #
  • What did the table say to the chair? *countless millennia pass; all memories of Earth and humans have been incinerated by the now-dead sun* #
  • @auntiepixelante My god, how did I miss this weekend? I used to make ZZT games like 15 years ago (shit). I can't believe it's still around. in reply to auntiepixelante #
  • @auntiepixelante Ever tried out MegaZeux? I did a bit of that, too. Pretty good, although it didn't feel as "pure." in reply to auntiepixelante #
  • "When do you take 5-hour Energy?" "WHEN I'M BARRELING OFF THE SIDE OF A WINDING MOUNTAIN ROAD INTO THE CANYON BELOW." #
  • "Everything happens for a reason!" *unhooks bungee cord* *jumps* #
  • I just became an uncle! #
  • Everyone should learn how to make websites. Wait, never mind. It's really hard, and the pay is shit. #
  • San Francisco Rush Limbaugh #
  • Bone Camaro #
  • Watching Bike Tyson, the movie where Mike bites a radioactive road bicycle and gains gears and the power of introspection. #
  • "I want those sneakers." – Lil' Bow Wow #
  • @woodmuffin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu. ck. in reply to woodmuffin #
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  • DODONGLE DISLIKES OVERHEATED HARD DRIVES #

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